Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
Titanic. That's my icebreaker. What's up?
Are you African? Because you're a fricken babe!
Are you a little more country or a little more rock n' roll?