Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
I didn't sleep all night because I couldn't stop thinking about whether or not you'd messaged me back!
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Titanic. That's my icebreaker. What's up?
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.