Have you ever slept with a co-worker?
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.