To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.