Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
Titanic. That's my icebreaker. What's up?
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.