I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Do you know how many times I've had to swipe left to find a cute girl like you.
Prettiest smile I've seen on Tinder.
What are you most passionate about?
What clique did you hang out with at school?
If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
What's your favorite sexual position?
Have you ever slept with a co-worker?