Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I'm really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Wanna be pen pals?
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
Let's go do something fun.
So how does this work? Are we married now?