Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give
me your number.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you haven't ever been before.
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?
Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth?
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?