Are you into dragons?
You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
Your wish is my command.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.