Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
What's the number one thing on your bucket list?
What's your favorite sexual position?
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.