Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?