Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Congratulations! You have been chosen to play the pick up line game! Behind each door is a unique pick up line, including one about ketch up juice, choose wisely!
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.