When was the last time you had sex?
I am more interesting than you can possibly imagine.
Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you.
I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.