When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
I see you're 52 miles away. I would have guessed heaven is a lot further.
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.