I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better.