To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
If someone wrote a biography on you what would the title be?
If everyone looked the same what would make you stand out?
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
I see you're 52 miles away. I would have guessed heaven is a lot further.
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?