I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
Wanna be pen pals?
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
Let's go do something fun.
So how does this work? Are we married now?
Wow. Your eyes are so beautiful. Are those contact lenses?
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome