I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
If someone wrote a biography on you what would the title be?
If everyone looked the same what would make you stand out?