My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
If someone wrote a biography on you what would the title be?
If everyone looked the same what would make you stand out?
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
I see you're 52 miles away. I would have guessed heaven is a lot further.
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?