I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
Where do astronauts hang out?
Big spoon or small spoon?
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?