Tell me a story.
How long 'till you think we both give up and make a "when we're 45…" pact with each other?
If I ask you to coffee, drinks, or a movie which would you be most likely to say 'yes' to?
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Are you up? (…to have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.