If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
When was the last time you had sex?
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
What would you rather have from me?
A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie?
B. Meaningful intelligent conversations?
C. Multiple orgasms?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
I have to be honest, the thought of being around in you in person makes me really nervous but I'm willing to go through it if you'll go out with me.
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.