Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
I have to be honest, the thought of being around in you in person makes me really nervous but I'm willing to go through it if you'll go out with me.
Favorite day of the week?