I'm curious: what does an angel put on her resume?
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
Finally I found a Girl like you.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.