Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
Honey, you're so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?