I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart...Be my lightning and strike down on me!
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.