Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.