Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
Would you like a PUCK?
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
I wield a big stick.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.