Corny pick up lines

I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, football
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, corny, nerdy
You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart...Be my lightning and strike down on me!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, cute, weird
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
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