Corny pick up lines

Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I can assure you, if I were sheet music, I'd be major.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, reverse
We are programmed for each other baby!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
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