If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.
Would you mind lending me your heart?
Can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.