I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.
Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.