Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Hey, that's a cute dress. Do you know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you are beautiful individual.
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.