The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.