Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
Guy: You are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Guy: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me your name.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
We are programmed for each other baby!