Corny pick up lines

Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
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Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, corny
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Guy: You are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Guy: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me your name.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You had me at ruff.
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Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
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Pick up line: chemistry, corny, dirty
We are programmed for each other baby!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
I've got 1.5GB of RAM.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny
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