If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.