Corny pick up lines

If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, clean, cute
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: physics, corny, nerdy
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, dirty
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute, funny
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
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