If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
I would give up eterinity to be with you.
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
I can assure you, if I were sheet music, I'd be major.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?