Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.