Corny pick up lines

You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christian, clean, corny
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, science, physics
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
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