You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
You totally spiked my traffic.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.