Corny pick up lines

If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
I would give up eterinity to be with you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
I can assure you, if I were sheet music, I'd be major.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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