Corny pick up lines

When I'm around you I can't think straight.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
80.91 % 34 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I would give up eterinity to be with you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny
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