Corny pick up lines

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
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