Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Is there any room to make this a triplet?
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.