There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.