Corny pick up lines

The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Let's get hoth and heavy.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
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