The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.