I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
Is there any room to make this a triplet?
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
You know, I am the Drum Major.
Know what I like best about you? You haven't Maced me yet.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I can't move-on!
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.