I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
WebMD says your love is contagious.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Every time I look at you I feel like an astronaut...your beauty makes me float.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion