You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
I love you like pigs love mud.