Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.