Corny pick up lines

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy, science
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
I love you like pigs love mud.
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