Hold the sugar, baby. You're sweet enough!
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?