I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!