Corny pick up lines

I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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