I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?