Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.