You smell so familiar.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
You drive me crazier than Lupin on a full moon.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.