Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
It takes balls to play golf.
Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.