Corny pick up lines

Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hi, I have big feet.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
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