I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
Hi, I have big feet.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
Open up your hangar, My starfighter needs refueling.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?