(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
You drive me crazier than Lupin on a full moon.
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.