Corny pick up lines

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.

(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?

I love you like pigs love mud.

I can get you off the Naughty List.

Can you be the moon of my life?

I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.

I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.