I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!