Corny pick up lines

How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?
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Pick up line: corny
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, music
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
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