You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I love you like pigs love mud.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Can you be the moon of my life?
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.
You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.