How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.