Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Don't knock on my door, it is always opened to you.
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!