I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Saying your name is talking about my life.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.