Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
I don't need accio to make you come.
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!