Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
I love you like pigs love mud.
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
Lets go back to my place its Boron here.
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.