Corny pick up lines

Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
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Pick up line: corny, weird
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
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Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, clean, corny
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
I love you like pigs love mud.
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Lets go back to my place its Boron here.
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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