Corny pick up lines

I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, corny, food
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Saying your name is talking about my life.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny
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