Corny pick up lines

Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless.
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Pick up line: clean, corny
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
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Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
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Pick up line: dog, corny
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