Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?