Corny pick up lines

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, corny
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Let's get you on the naughty list.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
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