Corny pick up lines

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I can take my eyes off you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, music, dirty
You know, I am the Drum Major.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
You've got beautiful veins.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, weird
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