Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.