Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.