If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
I can take my eyes off you.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
You know, I am the Drum Major.
You've got beautiful veins.