In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.