Corny pick up lines

In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, funny
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
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