Corny pick up lines

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If you cannot sleep at night, don't count stars, count on me.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty
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