My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?