Corny pick up lines

So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
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Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Let's get you on the naughty list.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
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