I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
It takes balls to play golf.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?