Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
I wish I had parachute, because I'm falling bad for you!
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.