Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Where have you been all my life?
Quick: The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.