Corny pick up lines

How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?
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Pick up line: corny, clean
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Requesting backup!There's some L-O-V-E in progress over here!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
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Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I hope it's not treble, but I'd like to B with you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, corny
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