If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
I think about you when I masturbate.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I need someone to look through these briefs.