Corny pick up lines

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I love you like pigs love mud.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, nerdy, corny
I can get you off the Naughty List.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
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