Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I wonder what you taste like.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
I'm alien, can I probe you?