Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I'll sweep you off your feet.
How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me.
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.