Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
It was love at first sniff.
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
Will you marry me for just one night?
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
Give me your number. It's for research purposes.