Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
I was taught to call people by name, and I want to call you love.