I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.