You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?