Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".