Corny pick up lines

I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, weird
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
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