You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.
Big spoon or small spoon?
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
My friends over there think that you're cute. But I don't agree with them. I think you're absolutely beautiful.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.