Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?