Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
We are prepared for any rhythm.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.