Corny pick up lines

Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
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Pick up line: dog, corny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
We are prepared for any rhythm.
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
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