You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
If you cannot sleep at night, don't count stars, count on me.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.