It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
I cannot stop thinking about you even if I was guaranteed to hit the jackpot if I did.
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
Baby, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.