Corny pick up lines

It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
I cannot stop thinking about you even if I was guaranteed to hit the jackpot if I did.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Let's get you on the naughty list.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, corny
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
Baby, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
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