I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Every time I look at you I feel like an astronaut...your beauty makes me float.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.