Corny pick up lines

Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty, science, corny
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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