Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
Is there any room to make this a triplet?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
My friends over there think that you're cute. But I don't agree with them. I think you're absolutely beautiful.