Corny pick up lines

You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart...Be my lightning and strike down on me!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
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Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, corny
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
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