You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart...Be my lightning and strike down on me!
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.