Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
If I said you had a gorgeous body, would you used it against me?
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.