Corny pick up lines

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, music
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, cute
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
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