I'm single. Can you believe that?
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!