Corny pick up lines

I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
It takes balls to play golf.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, music
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, offensive
You've got beautiful veins.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, weird
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