Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.