I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
It takes balls to play golf.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
You've got beautiful veins.