I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Baby, I've been inspecting your assets alllll day!
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I'm single. Can you believe that?
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.