My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
Hi, I have big feet.
Lets go back to my place its Boron here.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me.
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.