Girl, you give me a tromboner.
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Saying your name is talking about my life.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
It takes balls to play golf.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I had a great time wondering if the evening would end in sex.