I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I love you like pigs love mud.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?