Corny pick up lines

Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, corny, nerdy
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny
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