Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.