Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
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I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
Big spoon or small spoon?
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.