Corny pick up lines

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, weird
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, nerdy, corny
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird
Let's get you on the naughty list.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Hey baby, your phasers must be set to stunning.
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