Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.