In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
Are you a fisherman? Because I think you're a real catch.