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In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty, cute
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Let's get you on the naughty list.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, clean
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
Are you a fisherman? Because I think you're a real catch.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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