You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
We are prepared for any rhythm.
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.