Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?