[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.