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I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
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Pick up line: engineering, corny, clean
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
My wand has chosen you!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, clean
Are you from Narnia? Cause you sure make my lion roar.
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Pick up line: corny
Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
May I offer you something? Water? Juice? My heart? A whole life together?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, corny
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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