Corny pick up lines

Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute
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