Babe, you're cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, cause I want to take you home!
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
You must be the witch, because you've cast a love spell on me.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.