May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.