You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I'll sweep you off your feet.
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.