The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
Can I be your butter on your bread?
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?