May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing before I saw you.
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.