Corny pick up lines

May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
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Pick up line: clean, cheesy, clean, corny
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm alien, can I probe you?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, corny
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing before I saw you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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