My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
You're a catch worthy of a gold glove.
Baby girl are you jet fuel? Cause your melting me away.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.