Corny pick up lines

Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
Hey baby, your phasers must be set to stunning.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, corny
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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