You should buy me a dictionary, because since I saw you I ran out of words.
Recent studies show that we should date.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
You want to see my spaceship?
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
You know you're good enough to give my last name to.