I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
Just wanted you to know you're in my thoughts and sexual fantasies.
It was love at first sniff.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing before I saw you.
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?