Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knot.
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.