Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I'll sweep you off your feet.
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.