Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Baby, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
Sure you know that sex is great, but let me take you home and demonstrate the know-how.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.