Corny pick up lines

No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Would you like a PUCK?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, corny
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
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