No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.