You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.