You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!