You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."