Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
I can take my eyes off you.
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!