Baby, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage.
I think your parents might be aliens to make such an "out-of-the-world" woman.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
We are prepared for any rhythm.