You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
Baby, you can call me Luffy, because I'll bend anyway you want me too.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.