Babe, you're cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, cause I want to take you home!
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You must be the witch, because you've cast a love spell on me.
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
Hi. My name is Will...God's Will.