You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Are you a fisherman? Because I think you're a real catch.
My wand has chosen you!
I'm single. Can you believe that?
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?