Corny pick up lines

You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, corny
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I'm alien, can I probe you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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