You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.