What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Is this pew taken?
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Girl, you make me an animal.