Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
You must be the witch, because you've cast a love spell on me.
Girl, you make me an animal.
Let me guess, is your name Summer? (No.) I thought you were because you're so hot.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
It was love at first sniff.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?