Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.