Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
I am very thirsty, would you mind if I taste your juice?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.