Corny pick up lines

Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
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