Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?
Hey girl, good thing I've got the fruit of the Spirit, cause I need a whole lot of Self-control when I see you.
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.