Corny pick up lines

Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, corny, nerdy
Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?
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Pick up line: corny, clean
Hey girl, good thing I've got the fruit of the Spirit, cause I need a whole lot of Self-control when I see you.
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Pick up line: christian, corny
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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