Corny pick up lines

You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
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Pick up line: clean, corny
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
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Pick up line: dog, corny
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