I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.