Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?