Corny pick up lines

Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute
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