You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.