(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing before I saw you.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
You must be the witch, because you've cast a love spell on me.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Wanna get sleighed?
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.