I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
Let me guess, is your name Summer? (No.) I thought you were because you're so hot.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?