Corny pick up lines

You know you're good enough to give my last name to.
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Pick up line: corny
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute, nerdy
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
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Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
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Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
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