Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.