If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.