You know you're good enough to give my last name to.
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.