The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!