Corny pick up lines

Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, christian
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: pokemon, corny, clean, cute
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty, science, corny
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
78.01 % 275 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, cheesy
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