Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.