Corny pick up lines

I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You must be the witch, because you've cast a love spell on me.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny
Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: science, nerdy, corny
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, clean, corny, nerdy
I have to go and thank God. [Why?] For the angel he just gave me.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: hockey, dirty, corny
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
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