If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. Composers always score.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Recent studies show that we should date.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?