I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
You're the type of girl I imagine myself imagining myself with every night.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
I had a great time wondering if the evening would end in sex.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!