Corny pick up lines

Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I love you for so much more than just your life-saving body heat.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, nerdy
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
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