You are dead sexy. Literally.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.