You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Would you like a PUCK?
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.