I came here looking for a little tail.
Want to go somewhere for a spell?
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
It was love at first sniff.
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.