How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.