If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.