If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.
If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.