Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
Hey - I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Could you please lower down your hotness? It's really causing global warming.
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.