Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.